You learn who your friends are when the sh-t hits the fan.

Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and teach me no original sin; I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in

Condemned to violence, arrested by pain. Inside the soul lies a man insane.

I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy.

I've listened to Preachers, I've listened to fools. I've worshipped the dropouts, who've made their own rules.