I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image.

Do you know what causes low voter turnout in America? It's the result of having the fate of our nation at stake. This began with the bitter presidential election of 1828, which pitted the education, cultivation, and puritan constraint of John Quincy Adams against the yahoo populism of Andrew Jackson, thereby deciding permanently whether America would become a shining city upon a hill or an overlighted strip mall along a highway.

I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.

Freddie is great. At a time when everybody around was doing God knows what, Queen was making music.

I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia.

Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.

I don't read the Bible. Not because I don't want to, I just haven't got around to It yet. One day perhaps I'll pick it up and look at It.