I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

All I ever wanted to do was to do something good so that my parents could be proud of me.

Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya.

I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me."

When you get to 60, the word "retirement" comes in on every conversation.

I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.