I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.

I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I’ve guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol… there’s really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why.

I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.

I remember one night in Memphis, I'd come out of a blackout, and I didn't know where I was. I'm feeling through the darkness - I was asleep in the middle of a freeway. I went up to this car in the darkness, and it was a cop car.

Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy.

Nobody tells me f-k all!

Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love.