It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake.

There are no unwinnable wars.

God is within you. God is a nice feeling. He's the flowers and smells and the nice things in life.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

Love and peace to everyone. May your God go with you.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see my kids do the same thing