Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read reviews.

We were always told we were one step behind Deep Purple, one step behind Led Zeppelin, one step behind everybody. Our manager didn't want to let us know how popular we were. It's only after we did Ozzfest that people started telling me stuff. I thought they were taking the piss. People would come up to me and go, "Respect."

If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.

Do you know what causes low voter turnout in America? It's the result of having the fate of our nation at stake. This began with the bitter presidential election of 1828, which pitted the education, cultivation, and puritan constraint of John Quincy Adams against the yahoo populism of Andrew Jackson, thereby deciding permanently whether America would become a shining city upon a hill or an overlighted strip mall along a highway.

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.

Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!