I don't want to be a hero, I don't want to ever let you down.

There are no unachievable goals.

Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it.

The introduction of heartache began as a child.

People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"

With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves.

If I could have just one more wish, I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes.