The first question that comes out of everybody's mouth, 'Did you bite the head off a bat?' And I did, so, next.

I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image.

The road to nowhere leads to me.

I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia.

The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.

I'd like to sing songs that are mellower. I don't want to be screaming when I'm 60.

I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it I never went for a pint. I went to a pub to get f**ked up. If it was just going for a pint that would be ok but once I start I just can't stop.