Evil thoughts and evil doing, cold, alone, you hang in ruins.

Rock and roll is my religion.

They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.

I wanted to be the fifth Beatle.

Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles.

I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image.

There are no unbeatable odds, there are no believable gods.