I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and teach me no original sin; I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal.

I know that I'm here - I believe that I'm here for a purpose. I believe in forces of fate.

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.

I live in a 9 million dollar turd.