The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.

The first question that comes out of everybody's mouth, 'Did you bite the head off a bat?' And I did, so, next.

Just another lonely broken hero picking up the pieces of my mind. Running out of faith and hope and reason, I'm running out of time.

If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist.

My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.'

It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm retired now. That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring - when you die.

God is within you. God is a nice feeling. He's the flowers and smells and the nice things in life.