Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

You’ve got to try and take things to the next level, or you’ll just get stuck in a rut.

I always feel like I am on the dark side of the tracks. I feel I'm no good. I can't read.

Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.

I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I'm on stage they're not privileged to see me. It's a privilege for me to see them.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.