Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

You’ve got to try and take things to the next level, or you’ll just get stuck in a rut.

Every shopaholic needs an accomplice.

I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.

Don't ask me, I don't know

When I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.

I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.