Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.

All rehab can do is tell you what’s wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better.

I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.

I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.

I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image.

I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.