I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.
Ozzy OsbourneI was curious, given the swimming pools of booze Iโve guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnolโฆ thereโs really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why.
Ozzy OsbourneI discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.
Ozzy Osbourne