I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.

I'll always be an outrageous character.

I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed.

Do you know what causes low voter turnout in America? It's the result of having the fate of our nation at stake. This began with the bitter presidential election of 1828, which pitted the education, cultivation, and puritan constraint of John Quincy Adams against the yahoo populism of Andrew Jackson, thereby deciding permanently whether America would become a shining city upon a hill or an overlighted strip mall along a highway.

It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake.

Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.