Freddie is great. At a time when everybody around was doing God knows what, Queen was making music.

Life's not all about money.

Just take our name off the list. . . . The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans . . . .

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.

With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves.

The birth of a doubt that was once your belief is drowning in the tears that you cry.