I'd rather look good in my coffin than bad in my coffin.

I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.

There are no unwinnable wars.

Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life.

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.

I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.