You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.

No problem, I'll get a penguin to show us

Not that the path was smooth and pothole free. But still, it was my path, and like me, it was bound to be unique." -Zoey

Plus, according to my mother, memories change like people do, especially if there's enough alcohol involved-Aphrodite

If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble

I like to think of birthdays as celebrating life." "Only losers acknowledge they survived a year and hope they cheat death again.

Bird boy kept us out there in the freezing rain while he yammered about the Red One this and Red One that. Darius got Zoey in here despite his help".