Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.

We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

Some time ago," he said, "--how long it seems! -- I remember saying to a young friend of mine of the name of Spiller, 'Comrade Spiller, never confuse the unusual with the impossible.' It is my guiding rule in life.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'

It was loud in spots and less loud in other spots, and it had that quality which I have noticed in all violin solos of seeming to last much longer than it actually did.