You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan

The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.