You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.

If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.

I expect I shall feel better after tea.

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?