She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'
P. G. WodehouseThe cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.
P. G. WodehouseHas anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
P. G. WodehouseI mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so." "It may be Nature's provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir.
P. G. Wodehouse