There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir.

I don’t know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I’m telling a story is this dashed difficult problem of where to begin it.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.

the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments

So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.