I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much.

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

I laughed derisively. "For goodness' sake, don't start gargling now. This is serious." "I was laughing." "Oh, were you? Well, I'm glad to see you taking it in this merry spirit." "Derisively," I explained.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

If it were not for quotations, conversations between gentlemen would consist of an endless series of 'what-ho!'s.

Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.