But everything is relative, Bertie... You, for instance, are my relative, and I am your relative.
P. G. WodehouseYou're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.
P. G. WodehouseIt was one of the most disgusting spectacles I've ever seen-- this white-haired old man, who should have been thinking of the hereafter, standing there lying like an actor.
P. G. WodehouseNever put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.
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