One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably wouldn't have said anything, just made one of those strange Scottish noises at the back of his throat like someone gargling.

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.

Well, you know what the Fulham Road's like. If your top-hat blows off into it, it has about as much chance as a rabbit at a dogshow.

He looked haggard and careworn, like a Borgia who has suddenly remembered that he has forgotten to shove cyanide in the consommé, and the dinner-gong due any moment.