One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.

Oh, I don't know, you know, don't you know?

It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.

As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but there his sex life had come to abrupt halt.