Back horses or go down to Throgmorton Street and try to take it away from the Rothschilds, and I will applaud you as a shrewd and cautious financier. But to bet at golf is pure gambling.

You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.

It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much.

One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.

I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.