Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

There's a sort of wooly headed duckiness about you. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmaduke, I could really marry you Bertie.

Mere abuse is no criticism.

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.

There was the man who seemed to be attempting to decieve his ball and lull it into a false sense of security by looking away from it and then making a lightning slash in the apparent hope of catching it off its guard.

My motto is 'Love and let love' - with the one stipulation that people who love in glass-houses should breathe on the windows.