Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw hat.

the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

To say that New York came up to its advance billing would be the baldest of understatements. Being there was like being in heaven without going to all the bother and expense of dying.

Just another proof, of course, of what I often say - it takes all sorts to make a world.

I don’t know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I’m telling a story is this dashed difficult problem of where to begin it.