Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.

If it were not for quotations, conversations between gentlemen would consist of an endless series of 'what-ho!'s.

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

One of the Georges - I forget which - once said that a certain number of hours´ sleep each night - I cannot recall at the moment how many - made a man something which for the time being has slipped my memory.