Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

When a girl uses six derogatory adjectives in her attempt to paint the portrait of the loved one, it means something. One may indicate a merely temporary tiff. Six is big stuff.

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

But everything is relative, Bertie... You, for instance, are my relative, and I am your relative.

What ho!" I said. "What ho!" said Motty. "What ho! What ho!" "What ho! What ho! What ho!" After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

Always get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start.