It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work.
P. G. WodehouseThe Duke of Dunstable had one-way pockets. He would walk ten miles in the snow to chisel an orphan out of tuppence.
P. G. WodehouseIt is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
P. G. WodehouseMany bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive and introspective. It is one of the chief merits of golf that non-success at the game induces a certain amount of decent humilty, which keeps a man from pluming himself too much on any petty triumphs he may achieve in other walks of life.
P. G. Wodehouse