You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

They pointed out that the friendship between the two artists had always been a byword or whatever you called it. A well-read Egg summed it up by saying that they were like Thingummy and what's-his-name.

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.

We do not tell old friends beneath our roof-tree that they are an offence to the eyesight.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

I may as well tell you, here and now, that if you are going about the place thinking things pretty, you will never make a modern poet. Be poignant, man, be poignant!