You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I should think it extremely improbable that anyone ever wrote for money. Naturally, when he has written something, he wants to get as much for it as he can, but that is a very different thing from writing for money.

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.