There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action.

Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain. Perfect rot, of course.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.