I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.

I attribute my whole success in life to a rigid observance of the fundamental rule - Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials.

Psmith is the only thing in my literary career which was handed to me on a plate with watercress round it, thus enabling me to avoid the blood, sweat and tears inseparable from an author's life.

It is the bungled crime that brings remorse.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.