She could not have gazed at him with a more rapturous intensity if she had been a small child and he a saucer of ice cream.
P. G. WodehouseMemories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.
P. G. WodehouseI can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.
P. G. WodehouseIt is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
P. G. WodehouseIt was a silver cow. But when I say 'cow', don't go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass into itself in the nearest meadow. This was a sinister, leering, Underworld sort of animal, the kind that would spit out of the side of its mouth for twopence.
P. G. Wodehouse