And, anyway, no matter how much you may behave like the deaf adder of Scripture which, as you are doubtless aware, the more one piped, the less it danced, or words to that effect, I shall carry on as planned.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so." "It may be Nature's provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir.

But everything is relative, Bertie... You, for instance, are my relative, and I am your relative.

Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting.

Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction.