I don’t know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I’m telling a story is this dashed difficult problem of where to begin it.

One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.

Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive and introspective. It is one of the chief merits of golf that non-success at the game induces a certain amount of decent humilty, which keeps a man from pluming himself too much on any petty triumphs he may achieve in other walks of life.

You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir.

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?

A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist.