It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your ancestors fought in the Crusades and were often mentioned in despatches, and you cringe like a salted snail at the thought of appearing as Santa Claus before an audience of charming children who wouldn't hurt a fly. It's enough to make an aunt turn her face to the wall and give up the struggle.
P. G. WodehouseShe looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'
P. G. WodehouseA man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist.
P. G. Wodehouse