Other men puffed, snorted, and splashed. George passed through the ocean with the silent dignity of a torpedo. Other men swallowed water, here a mouthful, there a pint, anon, maybe, a quart or so, and returned to the shore like foundering derelicts. George's mouth had all the exclusiveness of a fashionable club. His breast stroke was a thing to see and wonder at. When he did the crawl, strong men gasped. When he swam on his back, you felt that that was the only possible method of progression.
P. G. WodehouseIt is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
P. G. WodehouseChumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.
P. G. Wodehouse