Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little codfish, cheerfully resolves to love them all, the British aristocracy is apt to look with a somewhat jaundiced eye on its younger sons.

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

It is true of course, that I have a will of iron, but it can be switched off if the circumstances seem to demand it.