It was one of those days you sometimes get latish in the autumn when the sun beams, the birds toot, and there is a bracing tang in the air that sends the blood beetling briskly through the veins.

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter

I should think it extremely improbable that anyone ever wrote for money. Naturally, when he has written something, he wants to get as much for it as he can, but that is a very different thing from writing for money.

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.