What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

What you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things.

She had more curves than a scenic railway

They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.