From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and not the ghost of one so far, so it begins to look as though, unless I suddenly hit mid-season form in my eighties, humanity will remain a message short.
P. G. WodehouseHas anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
P. G. WodehouseShe looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'
P. G. WodehouseProvidence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it.
P. G. WodehouseAnd she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
P. G. Wodehouse