Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.
I never was interested in politics. I'm quite unable to work up any kind of belligerent feeling. Just as I'm about to feel belligerent about some country I meet a decent sort of chap. We go out together and lose any fighting thoughts or feelings.
Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put it into speech. The gods of golf lie in wait to chasten the presumptious.