-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter

He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five minutes.

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.

The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.