Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
P. G. WodehouseJoan was nothing more than a friend. He was not in love with her. One does not fall in love with a girl whom one has met only three times. One is attracted, yes; but one does not fall in love. A moment's reflection enabled him to diagnose his sensations correctly. This odd impulse to leap across the compartment and kiss Joan was not love. It was merely the natural desire of a good-hearted young man to be decently chummy with his species.
P. G. WodehouseMike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?
P. G. WodehouseOne of the Georges - I forget which - once said that a certain number of hoursยด sleep each night - I cannot recall at the moment how many - made a man something which for the time being has slipped my memory.
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