One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.

Well, why do you want a political career? Have you ever been in the House of Commons and taken a good square look at the inmates? As weird a gaggle of freaks and sub-humans as was ever collected in one spot.

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.