Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha.

We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity.

It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work.

You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.

Well, why do you want a political career? Have you ever been in the House of Commons and taken a good square look at the inmates? As weird a gaggle of freaks and sub-humans as was ever collected in one spot.

Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.

It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.