Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha.

"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.

What you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things.

When Cynthia smiles, said young Bingo, the skies are blue; the world takes on a roseate hue; birds in the garden trill and sing, and Joy is king of everything, when Cynthia smiles. He coughed, changing gears. When Cynthia frowns - What the devil are you talking about?I'm reading you my poem. The one I wrote to Cynthia last night. I'll go on, shall I?No!No?No. I haven't had my tea.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.