I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo.

I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well.

Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.