When Cynthia smiles, said young Bingo, the skies are blue; the world takes on a roseate hue; birds in the garden trill and sing, and Joy is king of everything, when Cynthia smiles. He coughed, changing gears. When Cynthia frowns - What the devil are you talking about?I'm reading you my poem. The one I wrote to Cynthia last night. I'll go on, shall I?No!No?No. I haven't had my tea.
P. G. WodehouseIt's curious how, when you're in love, you yearn to go about doing acts of kindness to everybody.
P. G. WodehouseA golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.
P. G. WodehouseBoyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.
P. G. WodehouseThe stationmaster's whiskers are of a Victorian bushiness and give the impression of having been grown under glass.
P. G. Wodehouse