A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.

I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

It is true of course, that I have a will of iron, but it can be switched off if the circumstances seem to demand it.

I marmaladed a slice of toast with something of a flourish and I don't suppose I have ever come much closer to saying 'Tra la la' as I did the lathering for I was feeling in mid season form this morning.

I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be plenty of things going on, and I'm a wealthy bird, so everything was fine.

the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments