She had more curves than a scenic railway

I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist.

So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.