She had more curves than a scenic railway

Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.

...it has been well said that it is precisely these moments when we are feeling that ours is the world and everything that's in it that Fate selects for sneaking up on us with the rock in the stocking.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

Routine is the death to heroism.