Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.

I shoved on a dressing-gown, and flew downstairs like a mighty, rushing wind.

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots of fellows have asked me who my tailor is.' Doubtless in order to avoid him, sir.' He's supposed to be one of the best men in London.' I am saying nothing against his moral character, sir.

No novelists any good except me. Sovietski -- yah! Nastikoff -- bah! I spit me of zem all. No novelists anywhere any good except me. P. G. Wodehouse and Tolstoi not bad. Not good, but not bad. No novelists any good except me.

I love writing. I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could not stop writing.