When you're alone you don't do much laughing.

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.

I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

I marmaladed a slice of toast with something of a flourish and I don't suppose I have ever come much closer to saying 'Tra la la' as I did the lathering for I was feeling in mid season form this morning.

If it were not for quotations, conversations between gentlemen would consist of an endless series of 'what-ho!'s.

Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I'll bet Trotsky couldn't hit a moving secretary with an egg on a dark night.