When you're alone you don't do much laughing.

Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.

I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.

I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.