When it comes to letting the world in on the secrets of his heart, he has about as much shrinking reticence as a steam calliope.

In his normal state he would not strike a lamb. I’ve known him to do it’ ‘Do what?’ ‘Not strike lambs

Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put it into speech. The gods of golf lie in wait to chasten the presumptious.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?

That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.